The 25 Craziest Kids Cars

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Get the kids behind the wheel in style. This super-retro gogomobile has all the panache your budding fashion mogul could ever ask for. It is based on German underpinnings and was built and styled in Australia. We love every sumptuous curve of this down-under cabriolet.

A farmer in China recently completed work on this super-cool mini-sub. He apparently built it out of recycled material found on his property. It can reach depths of up to 65 feet and has a maximum cruising speed of 10 mph. All aboard!

Save yourself the pain of a trip to the hospital with a screaming 10-year-old. Kids quads - though incredibly fun for junior members of the family - are horribly dangerous. We recommend a go-kart instead.

This little racer will set you back 50 large. It's powered by a 1600 cc 200 hp Haybusa engine and can reach speeds in excess of 100 mph.

Nothing will impress you kid's friends like a go-kart version of Batman's infamous Tumbler. While you can't buy a fully built version, you can purchase exact build-sheets on eBay for $34.99.

This was the car that changed Porsche forever. It was sleek, fast and designed by a cadre of brilliant engineers. Fortunately, thanks to a company called Zoospeed, your kid can own a piece of Porsche history for a fraction of the price. $30,000 will get you this scaled replica - complete with gas engine and leather seats.

This mini road-rocket was the star of FAO Schwartz's 1987 lineup (17k took it home). It's got a full leather interior, a sweet stereo system and can hit 30 mph. Lucky little bastards...

Hell with teaching the kids how to sail. Put em in this Harley-powered mini speedboat. Equipped with a custom-mounted Evolution crate motor, this baby can cut the waves at speeds up to 40 mph. Starting price of $29,995. http://www.stmartinpowerboats.com/models/f-15-harley-crate-motor/

This cool Mercedes SL was crafted by the Harrington Group, who keep offices in London and Vietnam. It's got a 3-cylinder gas engine and can reach speeds of 30 mph. Base price is $12,000.

Screw the Huffy. Kids these days are now burning rubber on mini-electric motorcycles from manufacturers like Ducati and Harley Davidson. This 12-volt rechargeable Ducati Monster can power up to 7.5 mph and ascend slopes with a 10 percent grade.

One father in Idaho took his son's love of tanks to a whole new (and ridiculously awesome) level. He built this Sherman replica out wood, outfitted it with a potato canon and even installed a fully-functional drivetrain. Best dad ever!

We must concede that this beast isn't quite for kids (even though it's 3/4 scale it can reach speeds of 150 mph!). It was handbuilt in a shop in Arkansas by a former NASCAR mechanic and features a host of high-tech racing components, including a supercharged V8.

No need to leave the kids at home while you head off to the track. Bring them along - as long as you have a 3/4 scale custom SV-N to keep them entertained.

This 1/2 scale jeep may be for rednecks in training but we still love it. Chrome wheels and a 4-cylinder gas engine make this junior 4x4 totally legit.

Got $25,000 to burn? This mini road-rocket can accommodate two junior occupants and - thanks to a fully-functional 80cc Honda engine - can reach speeds in excess of 50 mph.

It may not look pint-size but trust us, it is. This 1/2 scale Mercury took 3 years to build and is now a headliner at hot-rod shows across the country.It's not for sale but the owner says that he spent about $75,000 in parts and labor. Holy Toledo!

London-based Harrington group created this exact and detailed replica of Bugatti's legendary T35 racecar. It comes with a fully-functional drivetrain, headlights and horn, composite body shell, and a hand-stitched leather interior. We can only dream...

This beast looks totally real, right? Not so fast. Take a look at the seats and bumpers, they are far from stock. Either way, the kid that gets to drive this baby-Mustang is the world's luckiest third grader.

This 2/3 scale Type A was commissioned by a well-known European collector in 2009. Reported cost was over $100,000. Luckiest kids ever.

The 200 hp Chevy V8 is this miniature monster will propel its pint-sized occupants to 60 mph in under 4 seconds. Perfect for an aspiring drag-racer!

This baby D-type recently sold at Bonhams for an astronomical $18,000. It was hand-built in England and even comes with a custom trailer!

This baby vette, made with a 7 hp gas engine and disk brakes, will run you a whopping $32,995! Save your money and get a real one.

The Harrington Group, in London, is a well-known maker of ultra-expensive toy cars for kids. This sleek triumvirate was built in 2009 and quickly found homes in exclusive estates in England. We are horribly envious.

This 356 is our dream car. It's historically correct, gas-powered, and can be bought for under $10,000. Too bad it's made for six-year-olds.

Luxury toy retailer FAO Schwartz makes some really cool shit. Exhibit A: This Mercedes SL. It runs on gas, comes with four-wheel disk brakes, has power seats, and even comes equipped with a nice set of chrome rims. Price? As the saying goes, "if you have to ask.."