The 21 Weirdest Car Ads on Craigslist

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He could have just said that he needed the money real bad. Either way, he's got balls—or used to.

This guy is apparently allergic to the top row of his keyboard. Why else would he spell out his phone number?

At last count, there are 25,674,681 people currently residing in Texas. And these guys somehow want you to believe that they have the only 2001 S2000 in the entire state. Get real, fellas.

You could either take this beauty out to the desert and begin a career as a meth cook, or, for those of you who don't feel like spending the next 10 years behind bars, watch season 1 of "Breaking Bad" from the comfort of your couch.

We can't help but wonder why this seller thought that an ugly pair of "ninja pants" would be an incentive to prospective buyers. Either way, we give him props for random—if not totally misguided—creativity.

How the hell do you get laid in a Miata?! Apparently, this dude's roommate somehow figured it out.

We love that the seller indicated that each previous owner has had a beard. Somehow, inexplicably, we want this car.

Is this guy out of his mind?! He wants to trade a clunky Quattroporte from the '80s for a 911 or a 2007 Maserati? We're hoping he wasn't able to sucker anyone into doing the deal.

This kid has clearly seen one too many episodes of "Pinks."

This is yet another sorry example of what happens when dudes have WAY too much time on their hands.

Begging on Craigslist is nothing new. But pleading for a free car ("I can't afford to pay anything") takes it to a whole new level.

Pardon our blatant snobbism but this guy desperately needs to discover the wonders of spellcheck. Almost every multi-syllabic word is spelled phonetically—and incorrectly. Good to know that he "poot a wader" pump in, though.

Here's a dude who would rather take a pair of sweet kicks over his current whip—a purple Cavalier. While we admire his zeal, we can't help but think that he might be the dumbest guy in Queens.

We've got a hunch that the purported 'valet incident' was a little more serious than is being portrayed. Why else would someone try to dump a $1M Enzo on Craigslist?

A little Turtle Wax and this beauty will shine right up!

According to the huckster who posted this ad, "grandma died and left me with it." He is unloading his newly inherited DeLorean for a paltry $1500. At last check, DeLoreans were worth around $25,000. Either this guy doesn't have a clue or it's a scam. Our money is on scam.

Here's a tip: Don't buy a car from a guy who can't spell the name of the vehicle he supposedly owns.

Clearly fake—or some sort of oddly conceived scam—but it gave us a chuckle nonetheless.

Who knew that Amanda Bynes' dad was on Craigslist.

Admittedly, all he did was paint a red line down the center of his crappy van. That doesn't mean we don't want it. This is one rockin' shaggin' wagon!

The best part of this guy's desperate plea for a time machine is when he indicates that "no return trip is necessary." Touche.