10 Reasons Why Owning A Car In NYC Sucks

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These fuckers will give you a ticket for anything. No turn signal? Ticket. Brake light out? Ticket. Fart in the wrong direction? Ticket. Think a bad thought? Ticket. You get the idea.

Insurance companies salivate at the thought of insuring NYC drivers. Premiums are ridiculously high and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Sucks bigtime.

Car jackers in the city are quick, well-trained, and usually packing heat. We say trade in that rolling piece of merchandise for a Metrocard. You will probably sleep better at night...

These rim rockers will bust a tire faster than you can say Insurance Claim.

Getting stuck in NYC traffic is like going to prison. It snarls suddenly, doesn't clear up for hours, and will easily ruin a night out on the town. Take our advice: the subway is a far better option.

If you own a car in the city, everyone—and we mean EVERYONE—will want to borrow it. There is almost no way to avoid it.

These guys are nuts! They think the city is their personal racetrack and usually take no prisoners. Watch out!

The prices for gas in the city are generally 20 percent higher than the national average. It's actually cheaper to drive to Jersey, fill up, and pay the $12 to get back via Lincoln or Holland Tunnels. The whole thing sucks big time.

Shuffling your car from one side of the street to the other sounds harmless and easy. Wait till you try doing it for a week. It's a nightmare.

$65 for a regular parking violation, $130 for parking in a crosswalk, $250 for a school zone. Holy Shitballs!!!