Upon hearing the news that Jose Canseco accidentally shot off his middle finger while cleaning his gun, if your initial reaction was "man, I gotta get my hands on these pieces of history," then you're in luck. After a failed attempt at reattaching the digit, Canseco has decided to, at least, sell the gun.
But wait, there could be more! The finger... could be yours, as well!
How could you possibly pass up on this deal? Like, why are you wasting your time reading this post when you can capitalize on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and not let it slip through your fingers?