The Thirstiest Cristiano Ronaldo Mentions on Twitter

From the corny one-liners to the most straight-forward replies.

November 8, 2013
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If you thought the social media thirst only existed towards the female celebrities of the world, think again. The males got their crazy admirers too, and it's just as bad. Just look at Cristiano Ronaldo. While Cristiano tends to use Twitter to share pictures of him with friends and teammates, or put people up on his latest ventures, some of his followers use the opportunity to cast a line in the hopes that they get chose.

Since these people know they only got "one shot, one opportunity to seize everything they ever wanted," they make sure that they capture it with their best worst one-liners or opt for the most straight-forward replies. In an effort to highlight those individuals on the micro-blogging site with extreme levels of thirst towards the Real Madrid star, here are The Thirstiest Cristiano Ronaldo Mentions on Twitter.

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Amniotic Fluid Thirst

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Thirst offender: @jaspymonster

We gotta side with @SocialRMadrid on this one.

Amanda Bynes Taught You

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Thirst offender: @vergo_nha

Somebody went to the Amanda Bynes school of social media flirting.

She Doesn't Beat Around the Bush

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Thirst offender: @ForJLo

We love a straight-forward girl, but we're not too sure about this one. You know, we just can't put our finger on it.

Perfection

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Thirst offender: @NeelamCena

Good try. But no.

Taking One for the Team

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Thirst offender: @SharonsGran

And what have you done for your team lately?

Sharing Is Caring

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Thirst offender: @MrsMDNACiccone

You think Ronaldo dove into her DMs?

Mrs. Thirst

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Thirst offender: @MrsMRonaldo7

Mrs. Ronaldo? The thirst is strong with this one.

From the Book of Avrilsus

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Thirst offender: @AvrilsusChrist

Yeah, yeah, crazy comment. But are you seeing this person's username and avatar?

Tears of Thirst

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Thirst offender: @MadridistaLuv

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What's the Rush?

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Thirst offender: @ProfessorsGirl_

Cristiano has yet to put a ring on the finger of his model girlfriend Irina Shayk.

50 Shades of Thirst

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Thirst offender: @teamxlana

The touch and feel of cotton has nothing on these CR7 underwear.

You...Complete...Me

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Thirst offender: @MeLoneRanger

This is the type of girl who would ask you "why don't you love me?" after the first date.

A Cause for Celebration

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Thirst offender: @cartersbitch

Well, that's an interesting way of thanking Cristiano for deciding to stay with Real Madrid.

Moisture

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Thirst offender: @burqalicious

These other underwear companies gotta step their game up!