The Thirstiest Cristiano Ronaldo Mentions on Twitter
From the corny one-liners to the most straight-forward replies.
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If you thought the social media thirst only existed towards the female celebrities of the world, think again. The males got their crazy admirers too, and it's just as bad. Just look at Cristiano Ronaldo. While Cristiano tends to use Twitter to share pictures of him with friends and teammates, or put people up on his latest ventures, some of his followers use the opportunity to cast a line in the hopes that they get chose.
Since these people know they only got "one shot, one opportunity to seize everything they ever wanted," they make sure that they capture it with their best worst one-liners or opt for the most straight-forward replies. In an effort to highlight those individuals on the micro-blogging site with extreme levels of thirst towards the Real Madrid star, here are The Thirstiest Cristiano Ronaldo Mentions on Twitter.
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Amniotic Fluid Thirst
Thirst offender: @jaspymonster
We gotta side with @SocialRMadrid on this one.
Amanda Bynes Taught You
Thirst offender: @vergo_nha
Somebody went to the Amanda Bynes school of social media flirting.
She Doesn't Beat Around the Bush
Thirst offender: @ForJLo
We love a straight-forward girl, but we're not too sure about this one. You know, we just can't put our finger on it.
Perfection
Thirst offender: @NeelamCena
Good try. But no.
Taking One for the Team
Thirst offender: @SharonsGran
And what have you done for your team lately?
Sharing Is Caring
Thirst offender: @MrsMDNACiccone
You think Ronaldo dove into her DMs?
Mrs. Thirst
Thirst offender: @MrsMRonaldo7
Mrs. Ronaldo? The thirst is strong with this one.
From the Book of Avrilsus
Thirst offender: @AvrilsusChrist
Yeah, yeah, crazy comment. But are you seeing this person's username and avatar?
Tears of Thirst
Thirst offender: @MadridistaLuv
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What's the Rush?
Thirst offender: @ProfessorsGirl_
Cristiano has yet to put a ring on the finger of his model girlfriend Irina Shayk.
50 Shades of Thirst
Thirst offender: @teamxlana
The touch and feel of cotton has nothing on these CR7 underwear.
You...Complete...Me
Thirst offender: @MeLoneRanger
This is the type of girl who would ask you "why don't you love me?" after the first date.
A Cause for Celebration
Thirst offender: @cartersbitch
Well, that's an interesting way of thanking Cristiano for deciding to stay with Real Madrid.
Moisture
Thirst offender: @burqalicious
These other underwear companies gotta step their game up!