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The 10 Weirdest Vehicles On eBay Right Now

There's a fine line between "unique" and "weird." These vehicles cross that line.

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This week, our eBay cars fall on the quirky side of things. If you're a fan, you'll love this list. Forward, click!

The Missing Link

10. The Missing Link

Vehicle: 1962 Porsche 356
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Complex Says: We've all had that friend who can't quite wrap his head around the idea that Ferdinand Porsche designed both the original Volkswagen Beetle and the Porsche 911. Sure, maybe that friend has come around to believing it, but there's always that shocked moment of disbelief when you first tell him. We have a working theory that if you showed him the Porsche 356--Porsche's first production vehicle--this intuitive leap wouldn't be nearly so painful. Just like you can see how your mom got her nose from her great-grandma, you can see the family resemblance between all three cars.


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A Triumph, As Ever

9. A Triumph, As Ever

Vehicle: 1960 Triumph TR3
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Complex Says: TR6s and TR7s show up with regularity on eBay. We occasionally even see running examples out on the street. But TR3s are another matter entirely. Stylistically, this is miles apart from any other car Triumph ever produced. File this on the “cool” side of weird. It's weird because you don't see them come up often.


Clarkson's Crashmobile

8. Clarkson's Crashmobile

Vehicle: 1971 Reliant Regal Robin 3 wheeler
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Complex Says: While we understand the appeal of a triangular wheel formation, we'll never be sure why the Reliant company, in its infinite wisdom, decided to put a single wheel up front and two in the rear. If you watch Top Gear, you may recall Jeremy Clarkson's experiment in Robin-driving. As Clarkson is a rather large man, we can assure you that it wasn't pretty. It was, however, hilarious. The proof, as ever, is on YouTube.


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A Jolly, Happy Roll

7. A Jolly, Happy Roll

Vehicle: 1961 Renault Original Jolly Beach Car
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Complex Says: It's aptly named. Doesn't this car make you feel jollier just by looking at it? We think it's the combined effect of the tiny white-walled tires and the white trim accents. We also like the patio furniture seating, which we're sure must reduce this Jolly's weight considerably. We do, however, have to wonder how wicker seating holds up in a rain storm. Presumably, if you're the lucky winner of this auction, you'll want to keep her garaged on any days that aren't warm, dry, and sunny.


Not Josie's Packard

6. Not Josie's Packard

Vehicle: 1937 Packard Pickup Truck
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Complex Says: We see plenty of Packards, but we don't see many Packard pickups, especially ones that are as nicely restored as this one. The seller of this “service car” is located in Vancouver--and he is confident that any buyer will love this truck. In fact, the seller insists that anyone who buys the truck should avoid sending money right away. Instead, if you're the lucky buyer, you're invited to go to Vancouver to examine the truck in person before you fork over the money. Now that's confidence. And hey, it's winter in Vancouver. You could get some nice skiing in before you head back home.


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The Bee's Knees...Er, Wheels

5. The Bee's Knees...Er, Wheels

Vehicle: Piaggio Vespa Ape 3 Wheeler
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Complex Says: Yes, that Vespa. And the word “Ape” is pronounced “ah-pay.” Just as “vespa” means “wasp” in Italian, “ape” means “bee.” The present owner isn't sure how old his vehicle is, but it's an interesting starting point if you're into restoring quirky old cars like this. We hope the owner edits the listing with the proper spelling of “Vespa,” however--he'd probably get a lot more hits and be more successful at finding his Ape a new home that way.


Great-Grandaddy's Caddy

4. Great-Grandaddy's Caddy

Vehicle: 1905 Cadillac F
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Complex Says: This doesn't get an F in our boks. Early Detroit workmanship at its finest, the Cadillac Motor Company was just three years old when this baby burst forth onto the 1905 scene. The F refers to the body styling, not the car's base. Models E, F, K, M, S, and T were all so named as a means to differentiate body styling rather than delineate more significant differences between the models. The seller says this F has been partially restored, but just needs to be finished. At a starting bid of $20,000, you may want to get more details about what's already been done, and what still needs doing.


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Labor of Love

3. Labor of Love

Vehicle: One-Of-A-Kind Homemade Car
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Complex Says: We're not sure if “Miss Larraine” is the name of this car, or the name of the kid for whom this car was made. It's touching--obviously, someone loved this kid very much. This car could very well outlive its first owner--or may already have done so. It's times like these where we wish inanimate objects had a way to tell us about their history. We're sure there's a cool story or two in there.


Village Fire Pumper

2. Village Fire Pumper

Vehicle: 1868 Button Fully Restored Hand Pumper Fire Engine “Columbian”
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Complex Says: This is a beautiful piece of history. But we can't help thinking that the phrase, “it takes a village,” is awfully apt here. According to the seller, the vehicle weighs 6,000 lbs. and takes 50 to 60 people to pump when it's at full capacity. It may just be that we've grown accustomed to our modern firefighting conveniences, but that seems like an awful lot of firefighters.


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Your Own Personal Ecto-1

1.Your Own Personal Ecto-1

Vehicle: 1958 Cadillac M&M Miller Meteor Ambulance
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Complex Says: If you've ever seen Ghostbusters, you already know what this is. However, it's not one of the cars used in the film. It's also not an officially-sanctioned replica. And it's one year older than the 1959 models used in the film. But this auction is a mere $510 as we write this. Chances are good that your TV cost more than this car. If you love Ghostbusters and are a DIY person, this would make a fantastic project car to restore. Lots of people do ECTO-1 conversions to classic wagons that are vaguely the right shape. Not everyone has access to the correct model. This is a unique opportunity. The seller has an extensive image gallery posted, so you'll know exactly what you're getting yourself into.


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