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Celebrities have it rough. After a long day of pretending to be someone else, they're often too far to retreat back to their posh, million-dollar homes. So what do they do? They bring along their own posh, million-dollar homes that can travel: trailers. It's incredible what they've done with something that can be towed on a highway. We're not talking your dad's old folding camper here. The likes of Will Smith and Brad Pitt have ginormous mobile homes that probably make your own stationary home look weak. See the celeb's back ups in 10 Celebrity Trailers That Are Nicer Than Your House.
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Pamela Anderson
Back in 2001, Hugh Hefner gave one of his favorite bunnys this trailer with mirrored ceilings, a vibrating bed, stripper pole, and disco ball. Pamela Anderson must have gotten tired of the mobile love shack, though. She sold it for $39,000 in 2009.
Matthew McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey's trailer isn't reduced to a temporary residence when filming. He's used his Airstream as a home, an office for his production company, and to promote Sahara on a month-long road trip across America. It's 28-foot length isn't as gaudy as trailers of his peers, but it's cozy enough for him with a streamlined kitchen and a bedroom he calls "the Honeycomb" for its rounded ceiling with golden hues.
Brad Pitt
We see you, Brad. The former Mizzou dropout isn't doing bad with a 48-foot-long trailer that grows even larger with four humongous pull-outs. It's big enough to fit a 10-foot-long couch and a chef's kitchen that cost $60,000. Maybe we should have dropped out of school, too.
Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel's on-set retreat is so dope that it even makes rappers jealous. Ludacris posted a couple videos to Instagram last month of himself envying his co-star's trailer. Diesel dropped a cool million to have entertainment for himself on the first floor, including 3D flat screens, and for his kids on the second floor with a special play area.
The Rock's Gym Trailer
The only reason none of us are as jacked as The Rock is because we don't have our own workout trailer. If we did, we'd totally be on the same level, right? Right.
Ashon Kutcher
How dare we call this a trailer? Apparently, it's a "mobile estate." Whether you like the bougie name or not, we can all agree that Ashton Kutcher has everything he needs to chill between takes of Two and a Half Men. Eight grand a week gets him a two-story, 1,100 square foot space with seven 60-inch plasmas (why not LED, bruh?), full video surveilance, and a patio.
Simon Cowell
Tearing apart contestant's hopes and dreams must take a lot out of you. Why else would Simon Cowell need a $2 million trailer to retreat to post-filming. The 22-wheeled, 1,200-square-foot trailer fits two bedrooms, two bathrooms, a baller ass kitchen, and a 100-inch projector screen. It also keeps the creeps from peeking in thanks to windows that switch from transparent to opaque with a press of a button.
Will Smith
Of course, the Fresh Prince has the fairest trailer of them all. The $2.5 million Will Smith spent on this two-story trailer includes $30,000 worth of leather, $100,000-$200,000 of granite countertops, and $100,000-$125,000 of technology. At 1,200 square feet, it was big enough to piss off residents in Soho, where Smith was filming Men In Black III in 2011.