Sports

25 Hilarious Hacked Road Signs

Crude messages ahead.

Not Available Lead
Complex Original

Image via Complex Original

Here's a bit of information that is purely for the purpose of education: electronic road signs are (usually) really easy to hack. All you have to do is open up the control box, enter "DOTS" as the password (if it even has one), and input whatever evil message you want to spread. Now, of course, we're not recommending you go out and actually do this. That would be immoral. But if you were to go forward with such a diabolical plan, the results would be glorious. Just make sure that you're creative. The bar has already been set high with these 25 Hilarious Hacked Road Signs.

RELATED: Car Hacks for Surviving Summer
RELATED: 18 Life Hacks To Make Air Travel Easier

Looper

How exactly do you avoid a spoiler alert on the road? Closing your eyes may have caused you to veer into a bus full of orphans, but at least you don't know the ending of Looper.

via

Advertisement

Fiscal Cliff

Congress drove right past this song without even looking. Thanks for nothing.

via

Troy

Ex-girlfriends sure can be cruel.

via

Advertisement

Nom

Brownie points for whoever had the artistic vision to stagger the noms.

via

Nudes

That's one way to promote your strip club.

via

Advertisement

Magic

Correction: traffic is black magic.

via

Eat My Shorts

Mr. Burns would call this sign excellent.

via

Advertisement

Drive Drunk

Keifer Sutherland wishes he could have pinned his DUIs on this sign.

via

Alien

You have know idea what kind of STDs there are out in space.

via

Advertisement

Death Eaters

Us muggles aren't safe.

via

Thong

If you here a honk, don't look. You might find out the 60-year-old in the Camry is all too fond of the g-string.

via

Advertisement

Kevin

We really hope that a day later the sign read, "No, I'm not."

via

Hammer

MC Hammer hasn't had this much coverage in years.

via

Advertisement

Panda

Kung Fu Panda just got too real.

via

Cake

Somebody is still upset about Colin Powell's yellowcake claim.

via

Advertisement

Kittens

There's a road kill joke to be made that would doom our souls if we were to publish it.

via

Naked

Not the worst advice we've ever seen.

via

Advertisement

Weed

And your mom said your friends were bad influences...

via

Raptors

If only this sign were outside the kitchen in Jurassic Park.

via

Advertisement

Zombies

One day this sign will be too real and nobody will be laughing.

via

No Love

Wow, hacker. You really cut to the core there.

via

Advertisement

Poop

Jokes don't always need to be intricate to be funny. A simple dick or poop joke can lighten up the darkest of moods.

via

Mario

Bowser is the original Mr. Steal Your Girl.

via

Advertisement

Work

Morning traffic is so evil there must be a villian behind it.

via

Northfield

This sign is the only compelling reason to live in downtown (or any part of) Northfield, Minn..

via

Advertisement

Stay ahead on Exclusives

Download the Complex App