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Whoever runs social media for the Dallas Cowboys needs to get their head checked. Why? Because in 2015, anyone in charge of a professional sports team's Twitter profile should know that #Ask campaigns are unequivocal failures every single time. Rememeber #AskJameis? How about #AskJeter? Honestly, what else needs to happen for a social media coordinator to realize that these DIY AMAs inevitably become small-scale disaster zones?
Anyway, like an ax poised above the pig ready for slaughter, Twitter came down fiercely upon the head of Dallas Cowboys cornerback Orlando Scandrick during the team's #AskOrlando session today. Because using a player who's best known for dating and taking ecstasy with a star of The Basketball Wives is always a good idea. What could go wrong?
on a scale of 1-10 how fiyah is Draya's box? RT @dallascowboys Send Orlando your questions using #AskOrlando pic.twitter.com/Ami2Pfxfgp
— Blackson Teller (@primetimeRYNE) January 8, 2015
Oh, that's right: everything.
Of course, the session wasn't a complete failure; there were a few fans who were interested in actually getting some inside information from the Dallas star.
Hardest person to defend ? #AskOrlando
— Marcus (@_Markyymark) January 8, 2015
What has been your proudest on the field accomplishment of your NFL career? #AskOrlando
— BillyGTuck (@BillyGTuck) January 8, 2015
But Scandrick's "proudest on the field accomplishment" isn't what's making headlines here. Let's cut to the chase: Twitter absolutely went off about Scandrick's celebutante honey, Draya Michele, cracking jokes about "body counts," Draya's son, and, of course, "Spray Tan". Scroll through to see the best of people being the absolute worst.
I think I wanna try a spray tan 😳
— Draya Michele (@DrayaFace) January 7, 2015
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@MrMason251
Did Draya take her son any leftovers after Christmas dinner? @dallascowboys: #AskOrlando pic.twitter.com/ClUru5rBpm
— Rivi Ayala (@MrMason251) January 8, 2015
@2KGawd7
RT @dallascowboys: Going raw on Draya RT @_Sleezyy: toughest matchup you’ve had so far ? #AskOrlando
— Guapo (@2KGawd7) January 8, 2015
@Beard_KW
. @dallascowboys what cereal does Draya taste like? #AskOrlando
— K-W™ (@Beard_KW) January 8, 2015
@SynKami
#AskOrlando have you met Draya's child? Does he still look malnourished?
— Yūng Escandaloso (@SynKami) January 8, 2015
@RealHairKiller
Soooo Draya head game is.........? #AskOrlando “@dallascowboys: Send Orlando your questions using #AskOrlando pic.twitter.com/HakXC23cND”
— January 14th (@RealHairKiller) January 8, 2015
@maceachern_
How you feel about Draya talmbout Spray Tan all day yesterday? #AskOrlando
— ROMO-ing (@maceachern_) January 8, 2015
@Under6ftNoBeard
What's the release date on that Draya tape? #AskOrlando
— Call me Rickye (@Under6ftNoBeard) January 8, 2015
@_Cebron
Why you always have Draya sitting high enough to whisper in God's ear at your home games? #AskOrlando
— #RetireRoy (@_Cebron) January 8, 2015
@taddmike
if you meet a girl named Molly, do you: A) Have a pleasant conversation with her B) Take her to the movies C) RUN AWAY FROM HER #AskOrlando
— Mike Taddow (@taddmike) January 8, 2015
@smoke1playa
#AskOrlando How many meals do you think #Draya son had while she was out w/ you? I'll give you a hint (whispers) Air sandwiches don't count
— BLAX TELLER (@smoke1playa) January 8, 2015
@NikkiiShante
💀💀💀💀💀 RT @MrMason251: Does Draya's son season his ramen noodles with tears? @dallascowboys #AskOrlando
— Judi (@NikkiiShante) January 8, 2015
@cfoxx_90
You ever left DeMarco Murray alone with Draya? #AskOrlando
— Capharies Foxworth (@cfoxx_90) January 8, 2015
@Benny_The_Bull_
What Draya pussy feel like? #AskOrlando RT @dallascowboys: Send Orlando your questions using #AskOrlando pic.twitter.com/2NaUhXhFlD
— Ain T. Shit (@Benny_The_Bull_) January 8, 2015
@the_blueprint
when you got turf toe, did draya remind you she hasn't missed a single TV show despite suffering the same? #AskOrlando
— neil mccauley (@the_blueprint) January 8, 2015
