
ICYMI, Derek Jeter announced the start of his new athlete-to-fan website The Players' Tribune today, a website made for athletes to connect with fans with "no filter." Jeter's goal with the endeavor is to bring the athletes to the people without any media personalities or sports writers getting in the way, offering the purest form of their personal stories. It's ironic considering Jeter was one of the most famously guarded athletes ever, but, hey, we're not here to judge.
After announcing the news, though, Jeter took to Twitter this afternoon to address any questions fan had about the project. The hashtag used to bring questions his way was #AskJeter.
We all know how this was going to go, right?
Like any Twitter event featuring a #Ask label, there were more than a few Tweeters ready to fire off some absolutely ridiculous questions for Jeter. Touching on anything from Jeter's sex life to Alex Rodgriguez to Inception, Twitter found a way to cover all the bases during their conversation with Jeets. Of course, every single one of these questions went unanswered, but Jeter's silence doesn't mean we should just forget about them. Who knows? Maybe he'll respond to them on The Players' Tribune.
#AskNickCannon

#AskJeter Did Mariah Carey ever try to bite your dick off? She seems like the type of gal that would try in an arguement
— Peezus (@PeezyGonsalez) October 1, 2014
This question is about nothing.

Did Costanza really put you guys up in that Ramada in Milwaukee? #AskJeter pic.twitter.com/jGn2cFqGXC
— Kevin Rozell (@Zellyanks) October 1, 2014
The public needs to know.

Did you make scarlet Johansson eat your ass? #AskJeter
— JÅKÊ (@IslandJudgement) October 1, 2014
#StayWoke

#AskJeter So how hard was it timing your retirement with the #Ebola outbreak
— Eboladox (@niodox) October 1, 2014
He'll never tell.

#AskJeter What was your favorite gift basket to leave?
— Reggie (@gopherballs) October 1, 2014
Did you really expect DJ to answer that?

Do you have herpes? #AskJeter
— Jonathan (@JonChirico) October 1, 2014
This conversation just got really real really fast.

@PlayersTribune If I got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century Could I count on you to be there to support me mentally? #AskJeter
— SK (@iamtheSHITal) October 1, 2014
You're asking the wrong person.

What is a horseshoe? What a horseshoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me? #askjeter
— Rich (@RAKcity27) October 1, 2014
He probably doesn't like to play favorites.

@PlayersTribune which celebrity got the best pussy? #AskJeter
— . (@__0000___) October 1, 2014
We don't want to know.

@PlayersTribune can you twerk? #AskJeter
— kara payne (@karafucci) October 1, 2014
Still doesn't beat Wilt, tho.

@PlayersTribune over under you've slept with 99 women. Please. #AskJeter
— Ole Chiefy UnRetires (@ChiefYaY) October 1, 2014
*Hits blunt* Whoa. That's really deep, man.

who decided it should be called 'banana' #AskJeter
— jaws bold (@josebold) October 1, 2014
Haha.

how many chicks have you banged at once? #askjeter haha,,
— D.Thornton (@belowthehvns) October 1, 2014
We're dead.

Bigger accomplishment: 5 World Series rings or raw dogging Scarlett Johansson? #AskJeter
— Andy Ruther (@AndyRuther) October 1, 2014
There's no way he was touching that one.

Is that deadspin story true about your weird fetish? #AskJeter
— Joe Girardi's Binder (@BinderGirardi) October 1, 2014
Any answer to this would be TMI.

How intense are your masturbation sessions? #AskJeter
— Violator (@The_Violator_) October 1, 2014
*Deeply contemplates answer*

#AskJeter how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if it had opposable thumbs and was into that kind of thing?
— Mehmet Okur (@DaveTheIdiot) October 1, 2014
Are you talking about sunflower seeds?

Does A-Rod spit or swallow? #AskJeter
— Tom Tebow (@IamEvilTebow) October 1, 2014
Yes.

.@PlayersTribune Did Mookie do the right thing? #AskJeter
— Ben Bryan (@Ben_Bryan) October 1, 2014
No, but he can definitely call the police.

Do you still have a pair of Minka Kelly's panties? If so can I have them? #AskJeter
— Johnny Heveron (@JohnnyHeveron) October 1, 2014
o_O

#AskJeter Does that top keep spinning in Inception or what
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) October 1, 2014
What's the move?

#AskJeter if you are in a car with a pretty girl and you have to fart, what do you do? do you fart?
— Lady FartFart (@LadyFartFart) October 1, 2014
Wait, what?

#AskJeter What kind of tampons do u find sexiest?
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) October 1, 2014
Asking for a friend.

#AskJeter Does the phrase "Yeah Jeets" mean anything to you? @PlayersTribune
— Michael McSport (@MichaelMcSport) October 1, 2014
Welcome to social media.

How much do you hate this q&a thing on The Twitter? #AskJeter
— antonella (@ant0nella__) October 1, 2014