Odds are the top thing you're rooting for in the draft is for your team to pick a savior. That's pretty much the dream of any fan. But your No. 2 priority is probably should be the New Orleans Saints drafting Baylor's Bryce Petty to start learning on the job behind Drew Brees. That way we'll be able to see if Twitter-er "WhoDat" is willing to put his money where his mouth is, and pay to bring NFL Network insider Ian Rapoport to Louisiana for the sole purpose of lighting up his dick:
If Nothing Else, Root For the Saints To Draft Bryce Petty
A twitter user tells NFL Network insider he'll pay to bring Ian Rapoport to punch him in the dick if the Saints draft Bryce Petty.
Image via USA TODAY Sports/Kevin Jairaj
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