Today's the day where you should just ignore all bad news because in all likelihood it's just somebody being a dick. To many it's obvious. But to too many it isn't. Safe to say that the more naive you are, the more confusing these 24 hours must be. Enter: Le'Veon Bell, Pittsburgh's All-Pro running back, who announced his retirement today at the age of 24 in a very clearly fake tweet:
The mass majority saw right through this BS, yet a couple members of Steeler Nation wet themselves:
He even somehow tricked his own agent, which should maybe tell him something about his agent:
At least he didn't crack a joke about drunk driving.
This'll probably happen at least one more time before the day's over.
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[via @L_Bell26]