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We wouldn't want to make the same mistake John Stossel did and call wrestling fake. Instead we put together this collection of pawnshop worthy, very real swag; the best that eBay currently has to offer for our WWE brethren. Unfortunately there’s a reason most of them remain without bids. It’s possible that it’s a buyer market but it’s also, much more, possible that most people grow out of wrestling by the time they get an allowance. Except of course, Michelle Beadle.
So, before tonight's WrestleMania action begins, check out these Ridiculously Awesome Pieces of WWE Memorabilia Available on eBay Right Now.
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17. Hulk Hogan Winter Gloves
Buy It Now Price: $19.39
Best Offer: One offer declined
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These would've been pretty dope back in 1984 but today's kids are more likely to know Hulk Hogan for either his hot daughter, his costly public divorce, or possibly his sex tape.
16. Buff Bagwell's Autograph
Buy It Now Price: $9
Best Offer: $3.99
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We wish the buyer were more specific. Is this a picture of Buff Bagwell in his youth or just some random kid with his signature on it?
15. WWE Cowboys Mask
Buy It Now Price: $15
Best Offer: None
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The perfect way to show your team spirit while robbing a bank.
14. Miniature Bedpan
Buy It Now Price: $7.99
Best Offer: None
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This is a tiny commemoration of when Stone Cold Steve Austin clanged a bedpan on chairman Vince McMahon's hospital-ridden head. But at eight bucks for this miniature replica, we gotta say this seller is full of shit.
13. 1990 Handheld Video Game
Buy It Now Price: None
Best Offer: $0.99
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This item is not bad in a pinch when your cell phone battery runs out on the commute home. But come on bro, can you come down at all from 99 cents?
12. Hulk Hogan 8 x 10 Promo
Buy It Now Price: $6.95
Best Offer: None
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This item is for the 9 to 5er who hasn't yet alienated the entire office. Nothing will push those chatty coworkers away better than an eight by 10 of Hulk Hogan telling someone to blow him.
11. WWE Uno Cards
Buy It Now Price: $17
Best Offer: None
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What do you get the man who has everything? A deck of fucking Uno cards with wrestlers from the WWE on them.
10. WWE Big Gulp Cups
Buy It Now Price: $14.99
Best Offer: None
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Used Big Gulp cups for $14.99, yeah that's totally reasonable. We may mock the item but we'd never mock the seller, lest he punch the air six inches in front of our faces.
9. Chyna's Playboy Issue
Buy It Now Price: None
Best Offer: $1.99
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Thankfully Chyna's feature film debut, Backdoor to Chyna, is nowhere to be found on eBay. However this "used" November 2000 Playboy is. This item is guaranteed to make even the most libidinous teenager ask his doctor about Cialis. The buyer may claim "it's in good condition with no pages missing" but we can't guarantee they won't stick together.
8. Jackie Haas Signed Worn Lingerie
Buy It Now Price: $199
Best Offer: 9 Declined Offers
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What you'd do with this is nobody else's business.
7. Pro Wrestling Necktie
Buy It Now Price: None
Best Offer: None, wait....$1!
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Get the leg up you need for your next job interview with this snappy necktie.
6. WWE Ice Cream Bar Box
Buy It Now Price: $75
Best Offer: Of course none
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Sometimes on eBay you get some completely useless junk at an outrageous price that you can't believe anyone would ask for. But then you come across a gem like this and it makes sifting through the crap totally worth it.
5. Ric Flair Wedding Picture
Buy It Now Price: None
Best Offer: $4.25
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For $4.25 you can own one of Ric Flair's sentimental moments. Side bar: Flair went through his fourth divorce last September. Woo!
4. Hulk Hogan Lunchbox and Thermos
Buy It Now Price: $36.97
Best Offer: None
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The perfect gift for a blind man who prefers his beverages warm.
3. Dwayne Johnson Miami Football Card
Buy It Now Price: $1500
Best Offer: Declined
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At first glance this appears to be a pretty great item. But look closely at the edges, it's just a cardboard cutout from a seafood company. Slapping it in a frame does not make it worthy of two months rent payment.
2. John Cena "Never Give Up" Pajamas
Buy It Now Price: $28.99
Best Offer: None
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Ironic that these pajamas say "never give up" as it's clear that anybody who'd wear them already has.
1. Autographed Hulk Hogan Ring Worn Trunks
Buy It Now Price: $6,999.99
Best Offer: None
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You may wonder why this is number one and Jackie Haas' worn lingerie is number eight. It's very eyebrow raising on our part wouldn't you say? Well, for seven grand (marked down from ten) you can buy the trunks that in 1980 housed Hulk Hogan's tan ass and his supposedly enormous hog.
