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April's finally here. The waiting game is over. And now after five-and-a-half months to figure out seeding, we've almost eliminated half the teams in the NBA. This is when the real action starts and even casual fans start paying attention. For players and their WAGs it's time to shine.
Vanessa Bryant and La La Anthony are stuck at home this year which means it's time for someone else to step-up. Who will be the WAG constantly cut to during every pivotal moment? Who will be the WAG expected to console her husband as he begins his agonizing four-month paid vacation? Who's ready to challenge Gabrielle Union for the title? There's a whole slew of contenders. Here are the WAGs of the 2014 Playoffs.
Feby Torres
WAG of: Lance Stephenson, Indiana Pacers
Lance and Ferby welcomed a baby boy on March 18. A few weeks later Stephenson sonned D-Wade in one of the best GIFs of the season.
Axelle Francine
WAG of: Tony Parker, San Antonio Spurs
A trade up from Eva Longoria? You make the call.
Nikki Sapp
WAG of: Erik Spoelstra, Miami Heat
Former team dancer got promoted to coach's girlfriend.
Sabina Gadecki
WAG of: David Lee, Golden State Warriors
If a player finishes his career without a ring, remind us why we're supposed to feel bad for them again?
Nadia Bonner
WAG of: Matt Bonner, San Antonio Spurs
*insert your own Bonner/boner joke here* Feel free to add a Viagra joke in there since it's the Spurs we're talking about.
Savannah Brinson
WAG of: LeBron James, Miami Heat
We do wonder if she's jealous of the thousands of stans riding his dick 24/7?
Chelsea Kilgore
WAG of: J.J. Redick, Los Angeles Clippers
Hopefully she read the fine print on any prenup.
Kristin Blake
WAG of: Steve Blake, Golden State Warriors
That mid-year trade to Warriors kept her four-year playoff streak alive.
Masha Kirilenko
WAG of: Andrei Kirilenko, Brooklyn Nets
She once famously said that her husband was allowed to cheat on her "once a year," which has us wondering, does that rollover like sick days?
Julia Landrum
WAG of: Paul Pierce, Brooklyn Nets
Pierce has the leges of your 65-year-old uncle and dresses just like him too.
Kiara Morrison
WAG of: DeMar DeRozan, Toronto Raptors
An olive branch to Canada.
Leia Sergakis
WAG of: Kosta Koufos, Memphis Grizzlies
She was once a finalist in the Miss Utah pageant. We mean it is Utah.
But still.
Jessica Olsson
WAG of: Dirk Nowitzki, Dallas Mavericks
It looks like Jessica is pushing six feet in heels. On that note, every man in the background picture is a midget by comparison.
Gloria Govan
WAG of: Matt Barnes, Los Angeles Clippers
Even though thishappened, they got married last August. Hopefully history doesn't repeat itself.
Amelia Vega
WAG of: Al Horford, Atlanta Hawks
First she was Miss Dominican Republic in 2002. And then she beat out women on every planet in the galaxy to become Miss Universe 2003. Salute!
Brandi Padilla
WAG of: Kevin Garnett, Brooklyn Nets
America wants to know: What breakfast cereal does she taste like? #noshame #hadto
Vanessa Macias
WAG of: Tim Duncan, San Antoni Spurs
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. And when your wife cheats on your with her personal trainer, date a much hotter and younger woman.
Ayesha Curry
WAG of: Stephen Curry, Golden State Warriors
If she looks likehis mom in 30 years, he'll be a very lucky man.
Adrienne Williams Bosh
WAG of: Chris Bosh, Miami Heat
Make fun of Bosh all you want but would your wifey throw you a birthday bash that features strippers and a Bone Thugs-n-Harmony appearance?
Porschla Coleman
WAG of: Jason Kidd, Brooklyn Nets
Fun fact: Jason Kidd allegedly argued with Porschla before he crashed his Escalade and got arrested for DUI.
Gabrielle Union
WAG of: Dwyane Wade, Miami Heat
Career started with Urkel. And now she's engaged to him.
Elaine Alden
WAG of: Landry Fields, Toronto Raptors
Landry's career hasn't exactly taken off the way you'd expect for a "Rising Star," but uh, who gives a shit?