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Sports fanatics are the easiest people on your holiday shopping list. Tickets, jerseys, and Papa John's gift cards are all worthwhile presents for the fantasy football champion in your life. But if you think you'll find the perfect gift on eBay, think again. The online retailer's become a warehouse for hoarders who are looking to upsell their chotchkies at a premium. Don't believe us? Check out the lamest sports Christmas gifts on eBay right now.
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'93 McDonald's French Fry Box Featuring Charles Barkley
Price: $3.99
Act now before this two decade old french fry box is gone.
'76 Murray State Football Media Guide
Price: $12.99
Now, you can forever immortalize the 1976 Murray State Racers who went 5-6 in the vaunted Ohio Valley Conference.
Keith Van Horn Pennant
Price: $9.99
According to the ad, this piece "has some bends" and "could use a cleaning." When you consider the seller wants to charge $5.95 for shipping, this could be the most insane thing on the internet. No easy task.
Tim Tebow Jesus Art
Price: $10
Tie your room together with this watercolor portrait of a backup quarterback/deity.
Major League Baseball Pogs Set
Price: $3.00
In '96 this would have been a pretty dope gift, actually.
Miami Dolphins Troll Doll
Price: $29.95
Put the kid on your list in a perplexed state of confusion with this gift.
Randy Johnson Dolls
Price: $.99
Even for a buck, nesting dolls featuring the front end rotation of the '03 Diamondbacks seems a bit steep.
Mark Sanchez Player Bust
Price: $79.99
Get your hands on this Mark Sanchez player bust before it's enshrined forever in Canton, Ohio. Recently marked down from $109.99, it's like a Black Friday deal for something nobody wants.
Larry Bird Puppet Cooler
Price: $50
eBay's creepy answer for what to get the Celtics fan that has everything. The face looks like Michael Rapaport and Bird's rather inexplicably wearing a batting helmet. Even by the standard of beer novelty this is pathetic.
Mark Chmura Autographed Fishing Photo
Price: $39.99
Here's a picture of Frank Winters, Mark Chmura, and Brett Favre fishing. It's signed by Chmura and Winters which, for some reason, actually makes it even lamer.
Karl Malone Christmas Tree Ornament
Price: $6.99
Nothing compliments a holiday symbol quite like a jackass deadbeat firing a jumper.
Mike Golic Souvenir Pepsi Cup
Price: $9.99
Here's the dumbest way in the world to blow a ten spot.
'95 All-Madden Team Leather Jacket
Price: $89.99
This is one of those items you buy ironically. Then it shows up to your door with a few buffalo sauce stains and a strong smell of Laramie cigarettes.
F*ck Modell T-Shirt
Price: $10.00
This shirt is almost awesome, but it's an extra-large, it's wrinkled to hell, and appears to have a pretty notable urine stain. Considering the aforementioned setbacks and Art Modell's recent death, this becomes a pretty tasteless addition to your wardrobe. Even for Cleveland.
Deion Sanders Autographed Copy of Prime Time
Price: $99
Thoroughly disappoint the music lover on your list with this '90s keepsake.
Chicago Cubs Toilet Cover
Price: $7.99
Considerably less traumatic than the troughs at Wrigley Field, but still pretty disgusting.
Chad Johnson Light Switch Mount
Price: $6
If you're looking to drop the property value of your home in half with a single, $6 turn of the screwdriver, look no further.
Bryant Reeves Art
Price: $34.99
Looking for the perfect gift for the culture lover on your list? Consider this masterpiece in modern folk art.
Brett Favre Empty Mountain Dew Can
Price: $6.89
Worst. Present. Ever.
'81 Jefferson High School Yearbook Featuring Fred McGriff
Price: $59.99
When your key selling point is a thumbnail picture of Fred McGriff when he was 17 years old, you have to have some serious balls to attach a $60 price tag.
