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You'd think because these guys get paid exponentially more than the average man that nights like Thursday wouldn't exist. But they do, and last night it happened to the Buccaneers.
The Buccaneers' beatdown at the hands of the Falcons was the equivalent of the Torture skit from Wu-Tang's debut. Matt Ryan and the boys kept feeding them, and feeding them, and feeding them straight from the first quarter. The Buccaneers got clapped up, hoodwinked, decimated 35-0...by the first half. And the Falcons still kept the blows coming until it finally ended in a lopsided 56-14 score.
It was ugly. And when you're asked today during some mundane office conversation if you saw the game–save your breath. Don't strain your vocal chords. Instead email these Movie and Television GIFs That Demonstrate How Badly the Falcons Washed the Buccaneers.
There are plenty. What happened to the Bucs is equivalent to...
...When Michael slapped up Namond for not being about it.
As seen in: The Wire
...When Batman got his back broke.
As seen in: The Dark Knight
...When Scut Farkus had to get beat up.
As seen in: A Christmas Story
...When Billy Batts got bodied.
As seen in: Goodfellas
...When Sonny gets set up.
As seen in: The Godfather
...When Pete Campbell gets punched out.
As seen in: Mad Men
...When Apollo Creed gets beat to death.
As seen in: Rocky IV
...When Nino Brown got disrespectful
As seen in: New Jack City
...When Alonzo got lit up.
As seen in: Training Day
...An Itchy & Stratchy episode.
As seen in: The Simpsons