Gallery: The Most Repulsive NFL Fans
Put those things away. There are children at these games.
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How far do you go with your fandom when it comes to your appearance? Do you rock a certain fitted or snapback regularly? Maybe you break out your lucky jersey every Sunday? If you're feeling a little hyped, you'll probably even throw on the matching pair of Js that you bought to match your team's colors. If that's as far as you'll go then that's good. Keep it that way.
Unfortunately, there are tons of people that take their fandom style to the extreme on the reg. Face paint? Yeah, that's a little crazy. Co-ordinating your outfit with your family or friends? Yup, that's kind of weird. Exposing your nipples in 10 degree weather just to show off your body paint that's styled after your team? That's repulsive. We're not sure what it is about NFL fans that makes them display their loyalty in such extreme ways but they do it often. Doubt us? Check out this gallery of the most repulsive NFL fans.
San Francisco 49ers
C'mon, parents. We've got to do better.
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Atlanta Falcons
And the Ratchet Fan of the Year award goes to...
Denver Broncos
We want whatever the dudes dressed up as giant orange pom-poms/Christmas trees are on. *cues the soundtrack*
Seattle Seahawks
The sad part is this guy probably used at least one whole paycheck to pay for that headpiece.
Detroit Lions
All blue everything. Right down to the balls. Ayo!
Cincinnati Bengals
That spandex body suit doesn't work for Green Man or his overweight cousin from Ohio.
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Jacksonville Jaguars
We're all for patriotism but you still look like a jackass. The mini American flags can't save you.
New Orleans Saints
Who dat say they're gonna wear a gold grill and embarrass their whole fam on national TV?
Houston Texans
"No, you look like the bigger jackass."
Tennessee Titans
You're truly too old for this shit, fam.
Oakland Raiders
This cast of loons looks like a seriously messed up alternate for the Wizard of Oz. Raider Nation you never disappoint.
New England Patriots
We have no doubt this guy is the No. 1 Pats fan. He's lookin' like the mayor from Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas and appears extremely upset over a call he probably thinks his Pats should have got. Turn that frown upside down, Brady wears Uggs, it will all be okay.
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers
You think this guy's wife lets him sleep in the house on Sundays? And it is the Tampa Bay Buccaneers right, not the Tampa Bay Rhino's?
St. Louis Rams
Don't lie, if your team hadn't made the playoffs since '04, you'd rock something like this too.
New York Jets
Oh, Fireman Ed. This guy has become a Jets staple at home games, and is surely one of the most famous NFL fans. If you haven't had the pleasure of making it out to the Meadowlands then you've never seen this guy on his buddy's shoulders going absolutely nuts.
Carolina Panthers
"Only in America!"
New York Giants
You'd think a dude who went through this much trouble to get hyped for the game would show a little more emotion. Looks like he has the least interest in being there, must've been during one of those three Jesse Palmer games.
Philadelphia Eagles
The one on the left looks like he's doing his best Dracula impression, too bad the Lord of Darkness could only afford one Eagles mitten. The other hand is probably free to crack all the beers he is about to consume.
Miami Dolphins
Wow, just wow. What's this guy supposed to say when he rolls into work on Monday and more importantly how is anyone in society supposed to take him seriously? Paint washes off bro, hair takes a little longer to grow back.
Dallas Cowboys
It looks like the Crip version of Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants landed on his face. His look is a two-pronged attack of intimidation, the huge star painted on his mug and his caveman scowl are sure to bring the Cowboys at least two Tony Romo interceptions.
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Baltimore Ravens
A cross between a pimp and the Joker, it looks like the hat and cape are at least from a matching Halloween costume. Two chains? Try 20, fam.
Washington Redskins
"What do you mean you can't spot me? I'm wearing my extra smedium 'Skins jersey! Yes, the basketball one!"
Kansas City Chiefs
Yup, because mocking an entire culture for the sake of supporting your team is completely justifiable. SMH.
Minnesota Vikings
If dude didn't have the guns to match that world championship belt we'd say something but since he does we'll just be quiet. Do you, man. Do you.
San Diego Chargers
You have to respect this Charger fan. He's obviously outsmarted everyone with his homemade megaphone that will obviously allow everyone from the AFC West to hear his taunts. We're sure this makes that damn vuvuzela sound like a harp, too. We really hope that paint isn't seeping into his brain.
Cleveland Browns
Woof. From the looks of it the dog mask is probably an improvement for this guy. The one upside to his gameday wardrobe of choice is there doesn't look to be any eye slits in that mask, so at least he can't see the Browns get rocked.
Buffalo Bills
This loyal citizen of Buffalo shows his allegiance to the cause by reppin' a giant Bills logo across his chest, we'll leave the question of whether that's paint or a tattoo to you. You also know this loon is from Buffalo because he's wearing no shirt in the freezing cold, but he's probably had enough beers become numb to the elements and forget all about the game.
Indianapolis Colts
That's "Mr. Blue" to you. Full credit to this fan, that symmetry on the face paint is inch perfect. Wonder if he used one of those Black & Decker laser picture hanging devices to get it done.
Chicago Bears
This dude is absolutely horrifying and for the love of God we hope that's not a real bear on his head. He's also built like a tank and looks like he's more than capable of laying someone out, probably a Packers fan. Once again Bears fans have managed to one up themselves. SMH.
Pittsburgh Steelers
Yeah, he looks like the type that'd root for Roethlisberger. We're going to leave it at that.
Arizona Cardinals
Who let The Gimp lose and why the hell did he go to a Cardinals game?
Green Bay Packers
This Packers fan is obviously Father of the Year. It's not enough for him to go to Lambeau dressed like a total fool, he's got to make his family come too, dressed in matching ridiculousness.
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