Russell Wilson's contract negotiations with Seattle paid off in a big way. The Seahawks structured an impressive deal that will keep Wilson in blue and green a little longer than most fans expected. The two sides have agreed to a four-year, $140 million contract extension, making Wilson the highest paid player in the NFL. Wilson's win was made public just after his self-imposed April 15 deadline to reach a deal came to a close.

The new money had Wilson talking a little different. Adorned with chains as he cuddled in bed with Ciara, Wilson confirmed in a weird baritone that a deal was reached. Russ' seemingly forced code switch made for an awkward clip that unintentionally added to the running joke that is his swagless persona. Yet, it's likely that Wilson's new bag is blocking him from seeing this hate. Peep the jokes below.