Every now and then, a story comes along where the jokes write themselves. This is one of them. 

Pornhub is offering lube to the city of Philadelphia so that they can grease the light poles in the event that wild Eagles fans try to climb them after a potential Super Bowl LII victory. Again, the jokes write themselves.

Before the Eagles' 38-7 win over the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC Championship game, officials were spotted slathering up the neighborhood poles with Crisco in an effort to discourage Philly fans from turning their city into an American Ninja Warrior.

However, all that did was entice them even more. 

If the Eagles defeat the Patriots on Sunday to win their first Super Bowl, it doesn't matter what substance you use. These fans will find a way to #FlyEaglesFly up that light pole.