Previous Team: Chicago Bulls 
New Team: Washington Wizards
Contract: 2 years, $2.03 million
Shock Value:  8

Obviously this had nothing to do with the actual monetary value. The greatest player of all time was making his return to the court after a three-year hiatus despite saying that he was 99.9 percent certain that he would never play another NBA game. I’m sure NBA fans were ecstatic that the 0.1 percent chance of return came to fruition.