Previous Team: Los Angeles Clippers
New Team: Los Angeles Clippers
Contract:  4 years, $87.6 million
Shock Value: 6

This was weird. I don’t think there’s a better word to describe it. DeAndre Jordan was unofficially Dallas bound with a four-year, $80 million deal in place. Just when you started to project what the Mavs would like with a DeAndre-Dirk frontcourt, madness broke out. Chris Paul, Blake Griffin, Doc Rivers, Steve Ballmer, and others locked DeAndre in his home in Houston until he and the Clippers could agree on a deal. They eventually did agree and Mark Cuban lost out on a free agent piece due to his inability to find DeAndre’s home and ram through the door in time.