Earlier tonight we found out Draymond Green made the All-Star team, and when he found out he almost cried like a little girl, out of happiness, but stopped himself because he didn't want to replace this guy as the go-to for internet mockery:

Definitely a wise move. Because, though that Jordan meme isn't dying any time soon, why take the chance?

[via Vine]

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