Above is a good video put together by @DukeNBA to save third overall pick Jahlil Okafor from the 0-15 76ers using the same music Sarah McLachlan uses to guilt you into buying a cat. We're not exactly sure how you, the reader, are supposed to save Jahlil (...adopt him?) But the point is taken, playing for the Sixers is as bad as being saved from an abusive home and locked-up at the pound. Hard to argue against that.
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