Tonight Jason Pierre-Paul made what appears to be his first ever Instagram post. It features himself taking part in a self-run combine to tell Giants fans his return is near, though it doesn't give out actual specifics. Alongside the brief footage is a caption that sounds way too deep for some guy who is trying to comeback after blowing
one two however many fingers off. Here it is, in case you can't read it above:
Try to remember this guy's ordeal when you get drunk next Fourth of July.
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