We see you, Bill Belichick. Acting all bored all the time, giving bland answers to the media while remaining expressionless, looking like you don't care about anything. But then Chrissy Teigen strolls by you at the White House Correspondents' Dinner and, bam, that face lights up. That's almost a full smile, my man!
Super Bowls and Chrissy Teigen. The only things that make Bill Belichick happy.
UPDATE: John Legend wins the evening.
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