On Monday afternoon, Cowboys running back Joseph Randle got arrested for trying to steal a bottle of cologne and some underwear from a department store in Dallas, even though he makes more than enough money to purchase both items. And he instantly turned into the butt of every single joke on Twitter. So last night, Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett provided him with some advice on how to shoplift in the future without getting caught.

Here's a tweet that Dockett sent to Randle:

He's just kidding…we think.

But either way, don't steal, kids! Especially when you're an NFL player making hundreds of thousands of dollars every year.

[via @ddockett]