Hall of Fame: Naismith Memorial Basketball

In April of 2009, Louisville coach Rick Pitino was the target of an attempted extortion by Karen Cunagin Sypher, who happened to be the wife of Louisville's equipment manager. Apparently, in 2003 Pitino bonked Cunagin (who wasn't yet married) in the bathroom of a Louisville restaurant. This wasn't the good type of one-night stand, it was the type you dread, the type where you get a woman pregnant. Sypher then asked Pitino for money for an abortion, so Pitino gave her $3,000.

When this embarrassment came to light, Pitino admitted his infidelity but downplayed the incident saying the complete act "took no more than 15 seconds.

How that quote didn't lead to further embarrassment, we really don't know.