We could sit here and write a big long article or you could just hit play; and since you're going to do that anyway, we just figured we'd set you up with the basics. Here's what you need to know: Mero of "Desus vs. Mero" fame headed to Red Bull Arena in Harrison, N.J. for the USA vs. Turkey friendly earlier this month, all in the name of finding "Uncle Sam's Army." Simple enough.

So how'd he do? Well, click 'play' to find out. 

(click below for our World Cup preview and our Kyle Beckerman cover story)