Date: Spring 2004
There's really not much more we can add to this; a quote like "Get chicks or die trying" basically just speaks for itself, doesn't it? What did you use for your high school yearbook quote? One of those same cheesy, cliche lines that everyone else puts down? Or maybe you tried to be the funny guy by using a Richard Pryor or Chris Rock joke instead? Yeah, real original, dude. Whatever the case, there's absolutely no way that you were able to top J.R.'s pick, and it's pretty awesome to see that Swoosh was probably just as crazy in high school as he is today. The dude was just a born badass.