You already know where this is headed, so we'll keep this brief. Take an idiot and add a stack of five skateboards (wheels down) and dare him to jump on it. Maybe he'll think that he can just skate off the stack with the top board, and maybe he won't think at all, because he is an idiot. You'll cringe watching this even though there are no visible injuries, then you'll watch it three more times. The sound of his body hitting the pavement and the boards is like sweet, sweet music to our ears:

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[via YouTube]