A Complete History of Cristiano Ronaldo's Cars

Cristiano Ronaldo sure has it rough. The Portuguese superstar has helped Man U and Real Madrid add 12 trophies to the teams’ prolific collections, snagged a Ballon d’Or in 2008, and currently dates an SI Swimsuit Issue cover model. But he isn’t the highest paid player in the world, which Real Madrid president Florentino wants to change.

So what should Ronaldo do if he gets that extra cake? Add to his already stacked car collection, of course. Sure, Ronaldo has some of the fastest cars in the world, including a Bugatti Veyron and Koenigsegg CCX, but he shouldn’t stop there. We’re talking about the flashiest soccer player in the world here. He’s already one-upped David Beckham’s career at Real Madrid, so he should set his sights on besting Beckham’s car collection next. While we all wait impatiently for Ronaldo to get the paper he deserves, peep his lineup with A Complete History of Cristiano Ronaldo’s Cars.

Approximate Time Of Purchase: Unknown
Msrp: $2,250,000

Not 100 percent, because he hasn't been seen driving one, but he said he wanted a Bug after this Nike soccer stunt.