Wifey Of: Joe Cole, Chelsea (EPL)
Occupation: Model, Actress

While the relationship between Hazell and English soccer star Joe Cole never really advanced past the rumor stage, it's a great excuse to show pictures of this buxom British babe. The only public encounter between the two occurred at Hazell's home in early 2007, where Cole got beaten to a bloody pulp by someone else who wanted a chance at bedding her. Cole claims it was because he passed out on a couch and someone took exception to it, but we know better.

Hazell retired from modeling in 2009 to pursue acting, but somehow it didn't work out and she returned to the cover of FHM earlier this year.