Cal Ripken Jr.’s mother was abducted on Tuesday. She was found handcuffed in her car on Wednesday. [Yahoo Sports]

Gilbert Arenas is selling his Virginia mansion for a cool $3.5 million. Of course, it’s got shark tanks if you were wondering. [SB Nation]

Karl Malone tried to fit his 6'9" frame into a tiny Scion iQ. We guess he likes being in uncomfortable situations. #toobigandtoooldforthatshit [Busted Coverage]

The North Korea women's soccer team refused to get on the field after a worker mistakenly put the South Korean flag on the scoreboard. [Deadspin]

Auburn’s oak trees at Toomer’s Corner will be replaced, likely in 2013. [NBC Sports]