Derek Jeter has five World Series rings, has made 12 All-Star teams and is a surefire first-ballot Hall of Famer. But FOH with the on the field stats, fam. You know we do things a little differently 'round these parts. We're more interested in who has the hottest Twitter groupies than who's raking up MVP stats.

When it comes to jumpoffs, no other athlete is seeing the likes of DJ. The Captain turns 38 years old today and has spent the majority of his adult life taking down some of the baddest actresses, models, and other fine celebs you've ever heard of. From Mariah Carey (pre-psycho and during her mid-90s prime) to Adriana Lima, check out this gallery of Derek Jeter's (Alleged) Female Conquests...

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