Look, we hate crazy drivers as much as anyone. People who pass you doing 120 miles an hour in their Mustang with a spoiler, exhaust system and flame decals are huge tools. But guess what? You are not the highway patrol. You slowing down so that people can’t pass you or merging just as someone is getting ready to pass on the right makes you look pathetic. It’s like that group of girls who went together to Prom as friends. Buy some Ben & Jerry’s, rent Pretty in Pink, and cry some mascara-laden tears into a box of Kleenex. And get over to the right.