: 2000
Lyric: "European tours/Walking in gold hotels with marble floors/Private jets, Michael Jordan/My plane is starting to boarding'" (Kool Keith)
It hurts our hearts having the legend that is Kool Keith on this list (twice), but when you have 100,000 albums in your catalog, a few whack rhymes are expected. Mike had no business showing up in this bar. The album cover is sick, though.