11. The Expendables

Rider: Mickey Rourke and Sylvester Stallone
Bike Name: Harley-based Chopper
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Complex Says: Tool (Rourke) was a tattoo artist. At one point in the film, he gave Barney Ross (Stallone) a tattoo, using his chopper as his artist's chair. It's a nice touch. Not every biker has ink, but bikes and tattoos do go hand in hand, so it's the next logical step. Also, this movie had almost every action star of the past few decades in it. Besides Stallone and Rourke, it starred Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, and Steve Austin. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis made cameo appearances. A sequel is due out in August 2012. We hope it has some cool bikes, too.