We can talk Super Bowl rings and MVPs all day, but the only award that really matters is the trophy wife. A certified dime is the ultimate benchmark for admiration and respect. Former NBA first-round draft pick Marko Jaric couldn't get garbage minutes in a D-League game, but he goes home to Adriana Lima and therefore has at least something on Michael Jordan. Peyton's wife Ashley is nothing to sneeze at, she's definitely hot in an Indiana sort of way. But Eli's girl Abby McGrew (see picture above) is striking enough to make Derek Jeter jealous. It doesn't really take an expert to give this one to Eli.