Jose Canseco is worse than a murdering child molester, or so he thinks. He can't wrap his head around being blackballed from baseball for life (heaven help him). Big Bad Chad Dawson called out B-Hop (like anybody cares) and Patriots O-lineman Rich Ohrnberger is going to make Teddy Bruschi's head explode. So, if you ever wanted to have Tyrus Thomas' phone number, peep the rest of the 10 Most Ridiculous Sports Tweets of the Week.
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