6. Andrew Bogut's Rat Tail

Lifespan: 2007
Reminds Us Of: Light Bulb

From the front, it seems pretty harmless. Just another guy doing his best Curly impersonation. But then you see the rat tail. Coming out of the middle of his head. Though it does remind us of the pull chain we're always fumbling around for in our dark basements, it could be that Bogut was going for the Anakin Skywalker look. Or maybe he wanted to be the 100th Luftaballon. Bogut got into hot water that summer for some controversial comments about the NBA's "bling bling" (people still say that?) lifestyle, but blowing dough on diamonds is always a better idea than looking like someone stuck a tampon in your skull, mate.