14. Moochie Norris' Blowout
Reminds Us Of: Pig Pen
Norris, a shooting guard from Washington D.C., spent his career as a journeyman, playing with four teams in eight years, including multiple dalliances with the Knicks and Rockets. The source of Norris' series of trades was reportedly his inability to stay clean. No, not drugs. The kid literally just couldn't stay clean no matter how hard he tried. This inescapable filth led to frequent bouts with insomnia, a problem he eventually conquered with his drum set and late nights with his old friend, Charlie Brown.