16. Deron Williams' Plastic Hair

Lifespan: 2009-Present
Reminds Us Of: Al B. Sure

Sometime around 2007, Deron Williams began to develop a noticeable bald spot. Then all of a sudden, in 2009 it was gone. Rogaine? Just For Men? Nah. His hair was much darker and um, shiner. Simonizing? Maybe. Whatever it was, it became progressively harder and flashier. But his game did too, so he could sleep with his head in a vat of Murray's for all Brooklyn cares, just keep it up.