Hold up: Did this guy really just say, "We took a trip to the beach and we didn't pack our shoes"?! Maaaaaaaaaaaan! LMFAOOOO. This is some really soft shit, Mr. C.J. Sapong. We understand that you wanted to make an impression on Hope Solo—and it seems like you were successful in doing it—but you do realize that your teammates are never going to forget this, right? We hope it was worth it. [via Huffington Post]