Location: Garden Grove, Calif.

At first, this driver finds himself out-maneuvering highway patrol through a series of traffic loopholes. Although an early PIT maneuver by cops takes off his back bumper, the driver continues to weave through other cars, narrowly missing a collision with oncoming traffic. Nature, however, doesn't want this guy to get away. After all those fancy moves, it's a tree that brings his car to a stop. The driver proceeds to run on foot. But you can only keep out of arm's reach for so long when you have to keep pulling up your sagging pants. Smart thieves wear belts, holmes.