Date: May 18th, 1995
Location: San Diego, Calif.
Ride: M60 Patton Tank

What sounds more insane than a tank rolling through your hood? How about a tank rolling through your hood with a mentally unstable man operating said battle-ready machinery? That's exactly what happened in the city of San Diego in 1995 when Shawn Nelson, an ex-soldier who'd been diagnosed as loony, stole an M60 Patton tank from a National Guard armory and went straight "Hulk smash!" on dozens of parked cars and other property. The authorities eventually catch up with "Sgt. Slaughter" when he tries to extend his rampage onto the freeway. Luckily, there were no casualties left by the maniac's warpath.