Yeah, yeah, we know that we already did a Mike Tyson story today. But, how could we not do a post about this? Yesterday, Iron Mike appeared on Las Vegas radio station KWWN 1100 AM to talk about a bunch of things. But, the best quotes came when the hosts asked him his thoughts on the scandalous one-night stand that Sarah Palin and Glen Rice (allegedly) shared back in 1987. Cover the kids' eyes and check out a few of our favorites from the interview...

Quote 1: "Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy. But you want [Sarah Palin] to be with somebody [like] Dennis Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!"

Quote 2: "Glen Rice is a nice , mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy. You want someone like Rodman. Yeah, baby! Imagine Palin with a big old stallion ripping—yeehaw!"

Quote 3: "Isn't it beautiful to hear Palin got boned by a black dude?"

Quote 4: "She's not a bad person because she likes black least in her."

Quote 5: "Sarah Palin...she met the wombshifter."

The wombshifter, though, Mike?! HA! You're the best, man. Thanks for making this story even more ridiculous than it was in the first place. [via Larry Brown Sports]