Profession: Quarterback, Denver Broncos

Blowhard Cry Baby Overexposed Preachy Pretty Boy

Who doesn't love a gung-ho, Bible-thumping, crying on the sidelines, getting drafted waaaaaaay too high for a guy that throws like that quarterback? Uh, pretty much everyone we know. We can't possibly understand why our girlfriends would want to wear his jersey every Sunday...and Monday...and Tuesday...and, oh you get the point! F U, Tebow!