Profession: Owner, Dallas Cowboys

Blowhard Meddling Overexposed

They say everything is bigger in Texas. So it's no surprise that Jerry Jones' ego is huge. We're talking bigger-than-that-monstrosity-he-built-down-there-in-the-D huge (II). And when you consider the fact that the Cowboys haven't won a 'chip in—carry the one, add the nine—sixteen years (!), there's really no reason for it.