Is it just us—or has the 2011 NFL offseason turned into the very definition of a clusterfuck? At this point, if you told us Peyton Manning caught NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell in a dark alley last night and popped him in the left eye, we'd believe you. In the latest twist, the NFLPA has reportedly asked more than a dozen NFL prospects to turn down the NFL's invitation to the 2011 NFL Draft next month. To make matters worse, they're also thinking of using another network other than ESPN or the NFL Network and maybe even a social media site to broadcast interviews with the absent players who do get drafted. Ayo: Someone step the fuck up and get this shit together before it's September and we're stuck talking long walks through the park with our girls on Sundays. We need the NFL back...PLEASE! [via ESPN]