Instead of us trying to explain the story, we’ll just let Urijah tell you. “'Urijah' basically means 'the Lord is my light.' It’s about Uriah the Hittite, from the Old Testament. He had a wife, Bathsheba, who was a hot chick, and he was a mighty warrior in King David’s army. While Uriah was away at battle, King David was having an affair with his wife, and accidently got her pregnant. King David brought Uriah home from the war to give him a night with his wife, so they could cover up the fact that she was carrying King David’s child. Uriah wouldn’t sleep with her because his men were at battle, so King David sent him out to the front of the battle to be killed. Good story. He was all about bros before hoes, and that’s pretty cool.”